half cheeky Brit Pop.
half Grand Master Flash.
half prog rock from 1974.
half pirate memory gamez.
Rhonda Anaconda, Colonel Blumpkin
and Sir Phillip of Hot-Footshire are an
ancient magical species known as
Now a rock gang in West Palm Beach,
they portray the life and times of
asteroidz, bottled fat,
pantz with attitude,
and tea-time sing-songs.
Hottt off the Presssss...“You guys are Top Tits, like a librarian with a back brace!” — Barbara DeCesare, Performance Artist (Baltimore, MD)
“I like the Fashion Astronautz. There's lots of orgasms in that song. Lots of orgasms” — hipster rock chick
“Python Pantz is the funniest shit EVER!!!” — Rob on Vocals
"what is Python Pantz about, anyhow? I don't get it” — Hell Bent
“Asteroidz DeluXxe sounds exactly like Grand Master Flash but different.” — Fruit of the Legion of Loom
“Blown away by the rock opera 'Fashion Astronautz' - monumental sounds! Like Flaming Lips + ELO + healthy dose of trippy psych-folk for good measure”— MikeWhitePresents
“TOTALLY freakin' AWESOME. The chord structure is so unbelievably...weird...and the harmonics are fkn INCREDIBLE!! Absolutely love this!” — Schroeder's Ghost
“Sounds & looks all so light and fun but I hear excellent musicianship and have most respect for you. all this in a trio format--cool! So many influences in your songs. Obviously great sense of humor over there too. Love the dog video” - Kloudworks
“your song “Vaginal Penis” is ironic... I recently wrote a song called "My Mangina"… my mangina is a lesbian.” — TRASH
“great stuff! y'all remind me of ween, frank zappa, the butthole surfers, and devo in a blender. keep up the good work, and keep it strange.” — Enok
“who is that hot chick playing bass?” — Wendy Biscuit
“the guitarist plays like a wild banshee - making them squeal, moan & burble, in ways once thought unimaginable ....unique & very very enjoyable...” — Nick and Mandy, Genre Fuse
“RockHard SlutPunk AssRock Chick.....the title says it all....fantastic” — The Bones Martyn Band
“What an awesome band, I want one like this” — SpEnt fiXer
"Wank me to blazes, Colonel." — The Frigates
Ginger the ancient magical monkey sez... "Download the new super-rock adventure Oh, You Naughty Saucer. It'll make you feel better. Pow!"
introducing ... Gold L'May